Total Medals Earned: 22 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 600 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/160 points)
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Defeat the Turbo Anti-Korihor 2000 without wearing armor
Beat the game on Blood Mode
Take a cheap shot after winning the dreidel game
Save your game
Inspect every kind of plate and then choose wisely
Defeat Laban in one slice
Beat the game on Gumdrop (no blood) Mode
Medals Earned: 10/17 (250/500 points)
Kill all your victims with the Manipulate card.
Kill the criminal with the Manipulate card.
Kill the couple with the Manipulate card.
Kill the criminal with the Possession card.
Kill the couple with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Manipulate Card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Summon card.
Kill the couple with the Summon card.
Kill the criminal with the Summon card.
Kill the victims in all 9 different ways.
Kill all your victims with the Possession card.
Kill all your victims with the Summon card.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (185/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/170 points)
Complete Story Mode
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode